He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
His nipple licking is glorious
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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