If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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