YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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