is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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