you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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