I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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