You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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