i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
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