my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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