That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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