is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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