My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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