Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
