yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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