you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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