ugly people sure do ruin things
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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