Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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