We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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