Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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