O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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