I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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