Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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