In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
