My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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