One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
Randomize
