D3 body, D1 cock
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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