Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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