his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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