I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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