What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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