How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i barfeds in our rink
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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