yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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