I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
you guys were way drunker than both of me
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Randomize
