He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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