If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Who died my cat blue again?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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