It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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