Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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