I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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