They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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