i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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