And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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