She said her name was "party"
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
the raccoons are back...
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