Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
