is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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