Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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