note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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