is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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