Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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