Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
return my video game
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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