You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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