Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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