I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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