did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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