No, drunk sperm still make babies.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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