new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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