it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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