then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Randomize